My mother-in-law keeps stealing my thick semen that I've been saving up for a month of abstinence for fertility! Even though I wanted to impregnate my wife tonight, as soon as she saw my rock-hard erect penis from being too pent up, she pounced on it, sucked it, and forcefully stole a creampie in her vagina! 7 (DOD)

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